Two-and-a-half hours of nonsensical jibber-jabber interspersed with adrenaline-inducing special effects.
Serves up a fun-size treat instead of a full snack.
An experience every bit as chaotic as the exploding island of Isla Nublar.
Embraces chaos as it explores what happens when dinosaurs can no longer be contained.
Director Kormákur seems to have a knack for draining all of the energy out of life’s most epic stories.
This unquestionably fun film would have been so much better with a shift in focus to generate Lando Calrissian: A Star Wars Story.
Delivers the goods as an irreverently hilarious and literally side-splitting comedy.
Feels like a never-ending supply of sweet moments with a better plot probably saved for its sequel.
The Rock pulls off the truly impossible by salvaging this wreck from the surrounding rubble.
Hits upon familiar themes and dresses them up in splashy visuals for an ambitious but ordinary adventure.